2012
The very first thing I did in 2011 was wake up, shower, and go to the grocery store to buy the ingredients to make Raspberry Crack† for Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman. At the time, I thought: holy crap....
View ArticleI’m Sorry, Puppies
As girl quickly traverses the spectrum from Young to Asshole, this week just keeps getting better.† Click image to make readable.† You won’t regret it.‡ † “Better.” (11-second vid, has audio—in case...
View ArticleCaring For Your Introvert
To my delight, this little placard has been making its slow way through Facebook and Twitter: Designed by Becky of Questionably Late, from text taken from this. I would like to have this little placard...
View ArticleOne Heart, Still Runs, Good for Parts
One of the things I am realizing now that I have begun dating again is that, while my head is in much better shape than it was a year ago, my heart is still pretty badly wounded. I recently described...
View ArticleBlog Composition
My dear friend Sasha pointed out that my blog composition has settled into a sort of triangle of topics. And I’m cool with that. It’s just not the topics I thought they would be. Witness: Once again,...
View ArticleDear “Nice Guys”: The Friendzone is a Lie
Friendzoning. It’s all over the internet. On blogs. On Twitter. People bitch about it on Facebook. As you can see on this informative Tumblr, it’s all over OKCupid. It’s bullshit. There is this whole...
View ArticleA New Year
I had high hopes for 2012. 2011 was such an unbearable year, I thought that it could only get better. Briefly, it did. And then it all went to hell, for me and mine. The death toll of 2012 rivaled the...
View ArticleWhiskeypants, on Dating
I There’s this woman, with whom I have almost become acquainted. Almost. By that, I mean I have spoken to her, once. Sorta. I don’t actually know how drunk I was when I managed to get those words out,...
View ArticleDeaf, Blind, and Definitely DUMB
So, I have this problem: I have no fucking idea when a woman is interested in me. None whatsoever. All the signs in the world might be present, but if those signs are not written in Sharpie on card...
View ArticleYear of the Whiskeypants
Normally around this time of year, I do a retrospective, but while a retrospective post (of sorts) is coming, right now I am looking forward. I am so fucking tired of being asked why I am single. Why I...
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